My blog is broken: Day 2

Yes, I am using wordpress and ever since the last update, I cannot upgrade or install anything on here or else it kicks back an error. Time to start uninstalling plugins to see if they are causing the issue. Oh wait, I can't access them to uninstall them! Time to access the server once again.
Posting blog posts while on the road.

It seems as though the only chance I will get to update this blog is going to be while I'm sitting in a car or away from an actual computer. So here is a picture.
Microsoft Paperclip Guy
Hey, remember this little fella?

I recently was just reacquainted with him and its kinda fun seeing him around now. I remember when I would constantly change him into the dog just to get the barking noise whenever he would pop up.
Me: "Ok, I need to write a new email to this guy." Open up Outlook 2002. Click on new.
Paperclip Guy (PG): "Hi, it looks like you are writing an email. Would you like to...."
Me: "No I think I can handle it myself. Just just go over here in the corner and wait for me to finish."
PG: "Would you like to configure and email signature?"
Me: "No, I just say thanks and write my name at the bottom of the email. I don't mind doing that all the time. Plus, I really hate the fact that I have to store my HTML signature in a word document and try to find it again every time I need to edit it."
PG: "How about changing your personal settings?"
Me: "Ok dude, you are really getting on my nerves now. How about I hide you so you'll stop bothering me."

Me: "uh..... Ok fine. But just st down there and shut up ok?"
PG: Nods yes and dances a little bit.